Just saw an ad that promised to remedy “fatigued skin.” What the hell is fatigued skin?
“Gee, Stan, I’d love to go out with you but my dermis is pooped ”
“I’m sorry I’m late. My skin overslept.”
“My skin is so fatigued. I need another cup of coffee…poured over my head.”
What’s next? Trite hair? Jejeune fingernails? Exasperated eyelashes?